Lady GaGa. Don’t get the appeal of shitty dance music done with epic flair. Don’t want to get it, either.
People who drive slowly on the highway. If you want to drive slowly, why not consider local roads?
The appeal of “Glee.” Everybody assures me that this is an amazing show. The presence of peppy teens singing pop hits, though, makes me want to consider hari-kari or subjecting my eardrums to hydrochloric acid as reasonable substitutions.
Gourmet hamburger places. I’m reasonably sure I can cook a burger better than some of these places. Shake Shack’s alright - but is it the end-all be-all of burger places? I dunno. I like barbecue grilled burgers.
The fact that the Black Eyed Peas’ “I Gotta Feeling” might be the biggest song of the decade. Really, America? We can’t do better? Seriously.
