You know what day it is.

• Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
• Phil: Hi, thanks for watching.
• Ned: Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.
• Phil: Not a chance.
• Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
• Phil: Ned Ryerson?
• Ned: BING!
• Phil: Bing. So did you turn pro with that whole belly-button thing Ned or...
• Ned: No, I sell insurance.
• Phil: What a shock.